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Matthew

A ugly retard who preys on younger women because he is not good looking enough also has a tiny penis

Ewww look at the guy he’s such a Matthew

by Ovoturbovo April 11, 2018

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Matthew

He is the coolest guy ever. He has a lot of friends and girlfriends. His close friends are the best. He likes to dab on the quaders. He is the coolest, amazing guy ever. You should meet him.

Hey, Matthew is the best dude in the world

Ya your right!

by Matthewthenosesniffer December 4, 2017

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MATTHEW

Annorhexic, looks like a donkey

β€œLook at Matthew”
β€œYeah he looks like an annorhexic donkey”
β€œTrue he’s a real ass”

by Hippothotomas February 4, 2018

1πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Matthew

Usually has the surname of Phipps, extremely smart and rather good at English. They tends to explain words we don't know with more words we don't know. Although, They is rubbish at accents They always makes us laugh with all their biblical banta! They love to make jokes that make us laugh but then tell us to be quite.... hmmmmm makes sense !!! But they a bit of a lad

Matthews prefers 9D and is the best English Teacher!!

by Biblical banta December 2, 2016

1πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Matthew

matthew is the type of nigga to be gay and have a small peen while being extremely tall and and likes to play clash of clans. Matthew is also the type of guy to be friends with cruz

Oh shit its Matthew. RUN

by ayeayeayeeeeeeee June 6, 2019

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Matthew

A donkey who is annoying

Stop being a Matthew

by Hamejekwhahsjf April 18, 2019

1πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Matthew

Matthew/matty would make a very good boyfriend very good looking handsome and always dresses well he is very sporty and has lovely blue eyes

Matthew is my friend

by Fgfhvhvbvb November 9, 2018

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