Ur mum gey lol

This is the almighty insult you should NEVER use upon an oponent unless absolutely necessary. The last time this insult wad used, it was used by Alexander Graham Bell in a prank call. As a result of this, the fabric of space itself was torn into shreds, resulting in evolution reversing into what we are today. Using this defense mechanism will end the opponents career and send he/she into a deep depression. Dont expect to live to see the next day as an antidote recently discovered by acting legend, Bill Nye The Science Guy. The phrase "no u" resulted in the defender dying because blood stopped flowing into his brain from chocking literally on Bill's entire ass cheek.

Use with caution

*points at teacher "Ur mum gey lol"
*teacher rips off clothes and sets into his battle stance. He slowly develops a raging blue ball of ki in between his two hands and screams "NO U" as he releases his deadly blast. The entire school is devoured by a quantum flux*

ur mum lel

An extremely annoying term, overused by faggots on 8 Chan or Reddit

Person 1. Wow she's really annoying

Person 2. You know who else is annoying? Ur mum lel

Person 1.....faggot

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Kai fam mum ass

Kai fam mum ass goes up ur mums hole he is also a big fat sh*t who likes f**king with ur nan. He likes goin up the mum hole.

Oooh look at Kai fam mum ass, now we must run he will shank my mum ass.

ur mum gey lel

The one comeback that will end all human existence. This terrifying comeback is only used in the proper context. If used in the wrong hands, death will be between upon u.

Carl: Bro u know, u kinda suck buttchecks
Jim: Yeah? Well ur mum gey lel.

This example was proper
The next example will kill u
Carl: Ur my best friend. Hecking love u man
Jim: Lel ur mum gey
In this case Jim is gonna die.

Ya Mum's Ya Dad

retarded answer to any questions you cant or dont want to answer
kinda like answering with ya mum buts it gives you autism

Me: "Do you watch scat porn?"
Friend: "Ya mum's ya dad"

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suck your mum

its a insult used buy chavs, road men and 12 year olds

Road man 1 : Oi mandem you been chatting shit bout me
Road man 2 : suck your mum bruv ill shank you up ting

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i’ll marshmallow your mum

An in humane sex act where one shoves several marshmallows up your partners anus. (Or your own, what ever gets you going.)

“I’ll marshmallow your mum!”

“Ew no, dispose of the marshmallows.”

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