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Noah Craber'd

A form of rape where the rapist (usually a white male)

takes his penis, infested with pubic lice (crabs)

and unwillingly propels it into their victims ear canal,

and proceeds with intercourse.

Person 1: Look at that tree to your right!
Person 2: I don't see any...AHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY EAR?!?!
Person 1: Shut up fool, your getting Noah Craber'd!

by rexandmax June 10, 2011

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Dirty Noah

When a girl and a guy continue to give each other head in 15 second time increments, and once one person cums they go down on the other until THEY cum.

Person 1: โ€œDid you and Rachel both finish last night?โ€
Person 2: โ€œYeah, we did a Dirty Noah so we both got what we came for!โ€

by Beetlejesus April 15, 2020

26๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Noah

A person who usually takes many L's every day of their life.

Noah takes alot of L's.

by OG Guapo February 23, 2017

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Noah Wyle

aka: Dr. Carter

Dr. Carter was stabbed by a psychotic patient.

by Em September 21, 2003

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Noah

To noah - The act of not being a man long enough for your manhood to start to atrophy.

"If you don't use it, do you lose it?"

Mike went to the doctor to check his penis when he started to noah after a cold streak of six months.

by Coverofnight March 19, 2013

2๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


Noah beck

A TikTok star who does absolutely nothing and get tons of likes. He only has followers because girls simp in him. He does dance and shakes his pp around.

Noah beck is hot
Noah beck is famous for nothing

by Riley131 August 1, 2020

94๐Ÿ‘ 54๐Ÿ‘Ž


dirty Noah

Noah enjoys a good hard peg every Friday night and cums in a jar to sell on the dark web. He doesn't have much luck in the world of love, but god fucking damn he is hot.

I wish I was dirty Noah, so I could peg my best friend

by Noahsexualizer May 5, 2022

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž