A talent-less male who only desires to befriend professional athletes or 'sponsored' individuals in hopes of a fame-by-association type relationship. Particularly in extreme sports.
Man, John used to be my best friend until he became a Pro-bro. Now he won't answer my phone calls.
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What we've always had in the National Football League and every other Football league below that one. They like to shoot each other, shoot themselves, do ho's and drugs, murder, and fight dogs.
What ya mean you don't like Football anymore Tyrone?? What? You think those motherfuckers are shady? You know that there always be Pros and Cons in Football!
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A person who is the absolute best at something or everything.
"Dude did you see Zac make that shot in last nights game?"
"Yeah man, that guys a total pro-shot!"
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When something is good it is often know as pro gravy, derived from the native tongue of the Blackest Man In Dunmow Dicky "pro gravy" Davies. Can also be split to start and end a sentence to emphasise the pro gravyness of the said sentence!
...That is one Pro Gravy bike maaaannnn"
...Pro do you fancy going for a ruby and a beer at a curry house gravey?
...Pro my bird is a tequila girl and used to lap dance gravy!!
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to charge a plasma pistol then shoot some1 then pull outa carbine & shoot dat person in da head in halo2
also known as da nub combo
Mace: River get da pro combo & shoot dat ho.
River: i got it where is he
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One who acts like he is superior or better at something than someone else at a certain activity but is really awful at it and no one wants to tell him how pathetic he is.
Guy 1: Dude i put up like 2 points last night!
Guy 2: What a baller!!!!!
Guy 3: Yeah looks like we got ourselves a pro baller over here
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A person who is not him or herself in public and strives for perfection and has a strange obsession on number of things. The person can possibly be psychotic as Patrick Bateman. He or she might show a few signs like jealously and tries to keep cool, so he or she won't show their true image.
"Dude, have you met that guy last weekend? Fucking Pro Bates all afternoon."
"There goes Bruce Wayne in his formal suit at a restaurant. Definitly Pro Bates."
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