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Someone who fights well using a combat buzz. Someone who drinks a limited amount of alchohol to gain an edge in a fight.
Guy 1: holy shit why can't anyone hurt him?
Guy 2: because hes a mother fucking 100 proof warrior
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Invovles placing one's testicles over the partners eyes while placing the penis over the bridge of the nose. Similar to arabian eye goggles.
My girlfriend loves my roman warrior helmet.
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The dead half of the famous tag team, Road Warriors.
Its too bad Road Warrior Hawk died, maybe he could've been put in more wrestlecrap if he would've lasted longer!
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A video game for the Game Boy Color that is a kick-ass version of Pokemon. The object of the game is to lure monsters to become your allies using meat. Then with these monsters you breed to make better monsters to win the Starry Night Tournament.
Guy 1: I'm playing Pokemon because I'm a retard.
Guy 2: That's too bad. You should play Dragon Warrior Monsters instead.
Guy 1: Why would I do that?
Guy 2: Well I guess you wouldn't if you're a retard.
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A jet-black pencil, raised in the dojos of ninjas, until it was prepared to be the master of the stealthy arts. A pencil that can end the world, but chooses not to.
Guy 1: Hey, do you have a Mirado Black Warrior I can use on my test?
Guy 2: Yeah...wait...I don't know where it went.
Guy 1: OMG, it's killing the teacher as we speak! Run!!!
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the art of jumping to a stand still while swaying back and forth as if you were on a surf board. a killer dance for you and yours.
Iron Maiden - The Trooper is on, let's bust out the romano warrior stance.
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A person that wears flip-flops no matter what weather or time of day.
Jenny: Did you see Alyson? She wore flip-flops to the class ski trip!
Mona: What can I say, she's a flip-flop warrior...
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