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A dice roll in a Dungeons and Dragons game percipitated by the lack of any sort of productive action (generally during a non-combat roll playing scene)in which a D-20 is rolled and the score added to the charachters charisma modifier. The resulting score determines the nature of a seemingly random event to be experienced by the character. The exact nature of the event, and the range of the scores corilation to its outcome is generally at the discretion of the DM (Dungeon Master). Generally the following guideline is used.
1 Something very very bad happens.
2-7 Something bad happens.
8-15 Nothing happens.
16-19 Something good happens.
20 Something very good happens.
21+ Something insanely good happens.
Example 1.
DM: You make it to a town, what do you do?
Player: I go to the local tavern and get drunk.
DM: Roll me a loitering check.
Player: 1
DM: A great wyrm red dragon rips the roof off of the tavern that your sitting in, reaches down, picks you up, looks at you for a second, and then decides that you are the perfect snack, tosses you up in the air, catches you in her mouth, and swallows you whole. You suddenly find yourself standing on the banks of the river stycks faced by the god of the underworld... and he doesn't look happy.
Example 2
DM: You make it to a town, what do you do?
Player: I find the local tavern and go get drunk.
DM: Roll me a loitering check
Player: 23
DM: A man walks up to you and hands you a sword, says nothing, and then turns and walks away suddenly vanishing in a brilliant flash of light. When you look at the sword, you instanly recognize it as the fabled sword of destiny, which as legend has it, is capable of changing the very course of destiny itself.
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The Friday at 4:30 PM visit from your boss to "just say Hi." What she is really saying is "want to make sure you are here and did not sneak out with all the other worker bees."
I was ready to hit happy hour early tonight but got hit with a Loyalty Check from "The Boss". She burried me with stuff to do early Monday morning.
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means basically- look at that
damn son, check that shit out
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Slang for a monthly stipend from the Social Security Disability Insurance department given to recipients deemed unable to work because of psychiatric disability. Application for eligibility is often a lengthy process, but not impossible for those who truly need the assistance. It is NOT a handout or a copout for those who don't feel like working. It is a critical safety net for those who might fall between the cracks and potentially find themselves out on the street.
Thanks to my crazy check I keep a roof over my head.
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When you check your balls for an odor by rubbing your nutts/penis then smelling your fingers. usually done before a date, before oral sex, or during the day when you wore the same draws and just flipped em inside out.
She gave me that seductive look while walking by my office...so i did a quick dick check it checked out so i went on to make my move.
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term used in the stabbing of another.
upon seeing person B, person A screams, "bone check" foo!. and proceeds to stab him, once, twice, or thirty times
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when you swipe your hand through someone's ass like a credit card. THEN smell hand and say "wow, you've been approved"
You have just been Credit Checked!
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