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chasing the donkey

To drink coffee as quickly as possible in order to get jacked up on caffeine. Donkey references Juan Valdez

John will be back at his desk in a minute he is just chasing the donkey real quick

by CheapTrixie December 05, 2014


Little Donkey

A Belgian professional footballer who plays as a striker for Serie A club Inter Milan and the Belgium national team

"Call your mother do your Voodoo shit, Little Donkey" - Ibra

by Leone Nezo February 06, 2021


Donkey shlong

A donkey shlong is a penis as dirty as Mexico, known as rusty, corkscrewed, fucked all together. Specific to anal sex

Yeah, I fucked her up the arse with my donkey shlong

by Crisschan. Religious Asian January 19, 2015


scuba donkey

When you are going down on a girl with a pussy snorkel on, shove your thumb up her ass and wait for the kick.

Ashley got the ol' scuba donkey and I got a cracked rib. Worth it.

by 666tacos April 26, 2017


Donkey shiner

When engaged in anal sex, you turn the womans face towards you as you are about to ejaculate and punch her in the eye, giving her a shiner. No particular reason, just cause you can.

I totally gave that bitch a donkey shiner...yea i got court in a week austin.

by TheLatvianProstitute September 11, 2010


Jumping Donkey

1) A handjob on holiday involving 2 people who just met.
2) A mythical scenario involving: A deck chair, 3 leprachauns, a banana and 500ml of maple syrup.
3) A Swordfight involving 2 penis's battling in out in a test of endurance and strength.

1) Becky and Steve went to the front deck to start up a jumping donkey.
2) Last night my girlfriend asked me if i was interested in having a Jumping Donkey.
3) The party became extremely heated after Jeff and Mark partook in a Jumping Donkey in the living room.

by xmilleniumx January 24, 2015


Slut Donkey

Urban term for a young lady who gives it away easily and is also easy on the eye. Originating in Barcelona, it has since be used by some of the worlds most notorious playa's.

Random tourist: The woman in this country are fit
Mullet: In our country we call them Slut Donkeys

by BobbiZ November 20, 2011