Red Neck

A person decended from a high lineage from the Conferderate Era and is a very noble person. He belives in all things With an Engine and bullets.

Jack is a Red Neck and uses a 12-gague

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Turkey neck

A guy's dick.

Sharon couldn't get enough of Ben's turkey neck on Thanksgiving.

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Muppet necking

Getting Oral sex from a mupet

Jimmy soon noticed that stacy din't give him just a normal blow job, she was Muppet necking him.

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Red-neck

An inbred, conservitive, white, bigoted, farmer from the deep south of america.

How do you circumsize a Red-neck?
Kick his sister in the jaw

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turtle neck

An uncircumsized penis.

"No baby, I'm not sporting a turtle neck, I'm Catholic."

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stiff neck

What one gets when they take a viagra pill and it manages to get stuck in their throat.

skrew your wiener, i wanna make love to your stiff neck!!!

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rubber necking

turning and looking a hot woman walk by when you are with you girlfriend

I went to the mall and went so rubber necking when that chick walked by

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