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when two people talk on the phone moaning or texting.
i was up all night havin phone sex with dis hot chick!
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A personal locating device which ensures that you are pussy whipped
Nancy called me on my cellphone but I didn't answer it after I checked the caller i.d. THIS made Teri suspicious. So now my date doesn't trust me and my wife will be suspicious when I get home late. SHIT !
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The recurring chin zit that results from spending too much time on the phone.
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the act of using the vibrate function on a cell phone to pleasure ones self.
Amy was having wicked phone sex in calculus the other day.
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A banana thats a phone. Also a popular song.
Ring Ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANAPHONE =D!!!!!
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The result of watching porn on your smart phone. Usually requires the viewer to carry around wet naps to clean and sanitize the phone.
"I was watching PornHub on my iPhone and jerking off. I came really hard and ended up with sticky phone."
"I was whacking off while watching porn on my smart phone and almost dropped it. I had to grab it with my wanking hand and ended up with sticky phone."
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A device designed to give brain cancer to a large sector of the population; this is for medical research, funded by pharmaceutical companies.
Recent advances in cell phone technology have made them more addictive (video, text messaging) in order to increase the exposure time of the average citizen, and thus, create a larger sampling pool for the new brain cancer drugs.
"Dude, like, text me on my cell phone. Ow, my head hurts."
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