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A holiday that falls on the 28th of February every year where one dresses up as as much of a redneck as possible.
Promotes southern pride and heritage; most common in southern U.S. states.
“Bro, what color flannel are you doing for redneck day?”
“I was thinking orange and brown or just straight up camo, I don’t know yet.”
Using your deodorant to make underwear smell clean,in short notice! (Men,boys) Washing and blowing undies with blow dryer (women,girls)
Shit, no laundry soap or time to clean. Redneck wash to the rescue!
A couch tied down to a pick up truck using the most basic tools, I.e. 350 cord and a few straps. Seat belt optional.
John: hey, did you see those idiots Kaynen and Tyler riding in that redneck limo?
Nick: yeah, I was hoping theyd fly out, morons.
An impromptu, low-class gathering at someone's house after the death of a loved one, featuring cheap beer, box wine, cold-cuts, Ritz crackers, and cigarettes.
Dave: "Hey Diana, what's going on down the street? There's a bunch of pick-up trucks and scuzzy people standing around drinking beer, smoking cigarettes, and talking... but I don't hear any music. Is it some kinda party?"
Diana: "You know that old guy down the street with all the broken down cars and appliances on his front lawn? Well, his wife died the other day, so they're having a redneck shiva."
The splashing toilet of water onto the buttocks region as a side effect of initiating flush #1 of a double-flush maneuver; primarily due to an extraordinarily stinky or massive dump.
I gave myself a redneck bidet because I blasted a major dookie and had to double flush.
a rusty trailer hicth
she enjoined a redneck dildo in the corn field
Appearance fishermen at first glance they might talk very idiotically, they're usually intellectually challenged. And they have very little of common sense as they are derived from social life during the day of fishing, the average fisherman have a dental issues. Also they only wear boots.
Average Greenlandic Redneck stop their education after they have finished public school because they turn their attention to fishing and hunting. Because of their long time hunting and fishing they develop a thing called “fisher accent/language” in which they swing their arms around and wave when they are telling stories and you can usually spot them from far away.
Person 1: I can hear a redneck somewhere
Person 2: How?
Person 1: By how he’s speaking, listen!
Greenlandic Redneck: Tas' unakassangaasi taraajartaale' qaa' aaq