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My mom caught me doing the ONE MAN SQUID GAME
A slow and incapable electrical apprentice. The greenhorn and bottom feeder of the electrical industry.
Tradie, "pass me my long nose pliers"
Apprentice *hands him a screwdriver.
Tradie, "you are such a squid rings"
when you take the ink from a squid and smear it on his/her ass cheeks and then lick it off..
Dan: yo jason you get anything from rob?
Jason: no.. i wanted to give rob a squid tattoo but he was a vegatarian
What happens when you are chewing on your pen and the ink gets all over your mouth and chin.
Mary got squid mouth when she got lost in Jared's eyes.
When you stick your balls in a deep fryer and say "blub blub i'm an octopus nigga" and then fuck someone
person: "aye me and this bitch made deep fried squid balls"
When there is an 8 man gangbang, put your dicks together facing the same way, like the tentacles of a squid
That weak squid we did last night was so arousing.
A glitch in Minecraft, which is used as a method of keeping yourself entertained while you wait for your friends to get back online so you can prank them.
"Well, until my friend gets back, I suppose I'm just sitting here watching the squids fly."