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camping slang- to urinate after drinking lots of beer, you always need to "feed the trees"
That beer goes straight through me, I better go feed the trees
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The smell of a blossoming orange tree. They really do smell like cum!
Where do cum trees grow? All over Phoenix. They release their smell during fall.
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dendropilliac. Sad, sorry, red neck, mixed up and confussed tree fuckers.
A tree fucker is as literal as you can get. take offense
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An elusive type of deer only ever heard about when it is apparently hit by a car at night with no witnesses to corroborate the driver’s story. Genetically similar to a telephone pole deer.
Me: What happened to your car? The front end is smashed!
You: Oh that, um, I hit a deer on the way home from the party last night.
Me: Ahh right, right, must have been one of those tree deer.
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A peice of foliage such as a massive tree or even a small leaf that can talk to you mostly when your high or just plain insane.
Man 1Man me and Frank the talking tree were having a long conversation and he convinced me that im just that plain stupid to think that trees can talk.
Man 2Dont listen to frank man that tree is the bigest pot smoker i have ever seen and yes there are such things as Talking Trees
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A tree that grows outside and not in a pot.
I'm sorry I knocked over your stupid bonsai tree that was in a pot. If it had been a real tree that would not have happened.
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Tree Removals are y’all at performed by guys by the name of Tim. They will usually do it to simp for their neighbors.
Hello my name is Tim and I live next door, I am here for the tree removal.
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