He fucked me with a toothbrush

This is when someone gets a wet toothbrush (preferably a vibrating toothbrush) and stick it up their nasty ass coochie hole, and act like their being fucked by a daddy

HE FUCKED ME WITH A toothbrush!!!

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hes having a fit

A brat running around jerking his penis in a store

( Hes having a fit ) Mamamamamamamama i what milf or candy NOW NOW NOW

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He plays too much

A 12 year old kid on fortnite

Yo he plays too much

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The kid that thinks hes cool

The kid that wears jumers to school and thinks hes the shit but yet hes to scared to fight a yr8 when hes in yr9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Zander kerr)

the kid that thinks hes cool: the kid that wears jumpers to school and thinks hes the shit

dif tor he smusma

"Live long and prosper" in the Vulcan language.

Dif tor he smusma, T'Kal!

He’s on some blade shit

He’s acting sus like a fruity funbun ass mfer

“Why he do that he’s on some blade shit”

he could work for BP

Used to describe someone who makes a snafu out of something deceptively simple. Refers to the 2010 BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico. Can also be used in the feminine sense, as in "she could work for BP."

Dave: "Did you see Robert Green fuck up that easy save that could have won the game for England?"
Ralph: "That was devastating. He should have had that damn ball!"
Dave: "Hell, if he keeps playing that badly, he could work for BP!"

Sarah: "Oh, I cannot fucking BELIEVE Kimberly! How could she fuck up my order?"
Amber: "I know. She could work for BP."

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