He plays too much

A 12 year old kid on fortnite

Yo he plays too much

dif tor he smusma

"Live long and prosper" in the Vulcan language.

Dif tor he smusma, T'Kal!

The kid that thinks hes cool

The kid that wears jumers to school and thinks hes the shit but yet hes to scared to fight a yr8 when hes in yr9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Zander kerr)

the kid that thinks hes cool: the kid that wears jumpers to school and thinks hes the shit

He’s on some blade shit

He’s acting sus like a fruity funbun ass mfer

“Why he do that he’s on some blade shit”

he could work for BP

Used to describe someone who makes a snafu out of something deceptively simple. Refers to the 2010 BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico. Can also be used in the feminine sense, as in "she could work for BP."

Dave: "Did you see Robert Green fuck up that easy save that could have won the game for England?"
Ralph: "That was devastating. He should have had that damn ball!"
Dave: "Hell, if he keeps playing that badly, he could work for BP!"

Sarah: "Oh, I cannot fucking BELIEVE Kimberly! How could she fuck up my order?"
Amber: "I know. She could work for BP."

He-Bitch-Man-Slap

It's Kinda Like A Pimp Slap But Without Baby Powder, A Little More Brutish

"Hey Buddy, Don't Make Me He Bitch Man Slap You!"

OMG he gots a knife

What a half retarded redneck from texas will say right before he gets stabbed with a pencil.

I said OMG he gots a knife... i looked left, i looked to the right and wham! it felt like a needle going in.