Spiked Tire

Noun. A spiked tire is the outcome of what happens when a 3 person date goes south and creates a third wheel. When the two others get increasingly close, the third wheel will become extremely jealous, and bring physical harm to the part of the couple who is the same gender.

After the date, Albert beat up Roger because Roger was spending too much time with Jessica. He was becoming more of a Spiked Tire every day.

tired asshat

A tired asshat is someone that does the same old thing, the same old clothes, the same way of life when he was trending. And doesn't give a rats ass about the fact that he needs to up his game.

Kevin Federline is such a tired asshat he doesn't realize that that might be the reason why Britney left his ass.

Street tires

Tire and wheel package worn by Ford coyote owners to known street race spots. Used to deter people wanting to race .

Oh that nigga Jeff ain’t been off street tires since he claimed 1000 horsepower

tire boutique

A tire shop that offers premium tire brands, custom wheels, and occasionally accessories with personalized service focused on quality and aesthetics.

Eric: “I thought you were taking your Cybertruck to P1 Tire but that picture looks like a showroom, not a tire shop!”

Dave: “They’re a tire boutique so they keep everything sparkling like a showroom.”

Tired Obsession

A tired obsession is a phenomenon where a person who is undergoing sleep deprivation will stumble upon a point of interest, and develop either an inexplicable urge to learn more about it, or a feeling of emotional attachment to said point of interest. Under normal circumstances, these bonds will fade away gradually after a good night's sleep/

I thought I had found something interesting, but now that I've slept on it, I think it was just a tired obsession.

Hairy tire

The sexual experience in which a person performing fellation on another receives a face full of hair from the fellated person's hairy fat belly, aka spare tire.

Jenny was blowing this fat eastern European guy last night. She woke up today with all his body hair stuck to her makeup. But she says she's got a thing for hairy tires.

Ded Tired

So painfully tired that it physically hurts to wake up or be awake.

I tried to get up this morning, but i was ded tired.