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When your mum takes you out on the lash, waits to see you having a good time then wants to go home immediately...
My ma threw a carnoustie twist last night.
A Tiajuana Twist is when you don't cum a lot so when you're about to jizz on ur girlfriends tits, you spin your dick around so it gets everywhere and looks like a lot.
Carl: Dude how'd you cum so much?
Bill: I didn't, i gave you the Tijuana Twist!
Your got your girlfriend bent over and she reverse the position and slam her strap on I to your ass hole you tear up and say to her why so serious.
I got a twisted joker and I'll never be the same she got me good buddy real good.
when you twist your ballsack 4 or 5 times so it resembles a cinna twist. If someone looks at your cinna twist, you get to kick them in the ass 5 times because they are gay. Commonly associated with other methods such as the bat wing, goat, and brain.
hey wheres john? i dont know check the other room.(person enters the room) CINNA TWIST motherfucker! 5 kicks
Putting your dick through a full bag of taco bell's cinna twist and having a girl commense to jerk you off until you ejaculate. Which she then proceeds to eat the remains of the food.
Person 1 - "I had some left over taco bell last night and my girl gave me an aggressive cinna twist with a heart stopping 5 layer.....she's been dripping nacho cheese ever since."
Person 2 - "¡Yo dawg, that's doritos locos!"
Having intercouse while blowing raspberries in each other's face.
"I'm gonna make him cum for sure if I preform the raspberry twist on him."
When a redneck gets absolutely plastered off twisted teas.
You see that dude over there, he’s all twisted tweety