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(Story-telling Device)The moment of a story when it is revealed that a main character is imagined (or is the same person) as another main character.
Joe: Dude, you see that movie last night on HBO?
Kyle: Arieagh. They totally pulled A Tyler Durden!
Ed: You see last night's episode? The end was a Tyler Durden.
To be a shitty human; hated by many, liked by few.
Fuck that faggot, he's such a Tyler Grant.
A method for eating booty designed to preemptively inform the “giver” of the “recievers” rectal situation. Primarily used for one night stands. The steps are listed below:
1. While going down on the “receiver”, stick your finger tip in their anus.
2. After penetration has occurred, give the finger a sniff.
3. If the sniff test passes, lick your finger quickly. This can be disguised as if you are pulling a pube from your teeth.
4. If the lick test passes, you now can feel safe to chow down on their down town.
Side note: Briefly skim the anal crevice to feel for dingle berries before penetration. This is to determine the surface cleanliness. This method should take 5-15 seconds to make a solid decision.
John: How was you weekend Jake?
Jake: It was awesome man, I used the Tyler Method on this chick. Once she checked out, I dove mouth first into that booty.
John: You are a brave son of bitch, Possibly my hero.
Tyler Joseph is a beautiful bean,His best friend is Josh Dun. Normally says ''GIT YOUR OWN FREN'' to anyone who tries to steal his best fren Josh. He likes to call Josh ''Jishwa''. Tyler Joseph will protect Jishwa at all times, he will pop out of no where be aware.
Tyler Joseph is very protective of his best fren Josh.For example:
Tyler: JISHWA!!
Josh: HEY TYLER! I MADE A NEW FREN!
Some person: HEY! ME AND JOSH ARE BEST FRENS!
Tyler: GIT YOUR OWN FREN *Hugs Josh tightly and doesnt let go*
Josh: *Smiles*
Some Person: *Runs away*
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Tyler Pfannebecker is one of the sweetest guys you will ever meet. He know's what to say & how to say it. He may be a stoner, but that doesn't change anything. He is an amazing guy, who most of the girls want, because rumor has it, his dick is HUGE. :) He can just about get any girl he wants, but there is one girl out there in particular that he is looking for, & he still hasn't found her. He isn't an honest guy, but he is an amazing person. He can be a major dick sometimes, but i guess that's because his is too big that it wears off on his personality.
i love you so much Tyler Pfannebecker.
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A TYLER is a weakass fuckboy dude who ain’t shit.
The guy who will go around calling women “thirsty hoes” but like 30 profile pictures in a row and comment “hot” because he thinks somehow it’ll get him laid.
The guy who calls girls sluts but goes around begging for nudes out of fucking nowhere.
The guy who sends unrequested dick pics with no context to women he’s barely spoken to.
The guy who regularly uses phrases like “bros before hoes”
The guy whose idea of flirting is “what would u do if i was there right now lol”
The guy who will call you a prude if you dont want to fuck anyone, but call you a slut if you want to fuck someone who isnt him.
The guy who will disrespect you and try and get with you in the same breath.
The guy who tries to text you even when he already has a girl
The guy who continues to hit on you even when you’ve said no
The kind of guy you have to lie about having a boyfriend to in order to get him to leave you alone.
The guy who will tell you “you’re not like the other girls” like that’s a compliment because he doesn’t have any respect for them.
The guy who will tell you “my exes were all crazy” even though you know them to be totally fine, kind, measured people.
A TYLER is a guy who will tell you “guys don’t like it when you -” and try to shame you because of your weight, hair, style, makeup or anything else that you do in order to express yourself because in their tiny TYLER minds you only exist to attract them.
"TYLER DUVALL is a real fuckboy."
"Yeah I liked TYLER but then he started pulling this fuckboy crap so I stopped texting him back"
Tyler Joseph but smarter
Tyler Joseph went to school, he came back as Tyler Knowseph