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An unstable unicorn is a person who gets horny at random times, or just at all times.
A: "my girlfriend is literally always horny. Shes such an unstable unicorn."
B: "yea, I wouldnt date Ellie. Shes an unstable unicorn. I mean unless you are too...."
The most hilarious nicest amazingest best beautifulist uniperson ever. Zoë.
Hey Isn't the Queen of Unicorns amazing!?
A hot WHITE chick who loves and has knowledge of Hip Hop. Not just top 40 Hip Hop but even the Hood and Ratchet shit for example like Meek Mill and Migos.
After his WHITE girlfriend took him to shop for organic kale at Whole Foods after a Dave Matthews concert (she chose Dave over a YG concert), he realized she was not a mythical unicorn.
Sitting on top of a lucky person's head where the balls obstruct their vision and the erect cock has the appearance of a unicorn.
I thought of tea bagging her, but her mouth was closed. Instead, I gave her a Blinded Unicorn.
When someone hits another person in there penis while there penis is Erect
Guy 1:I heard u got unicorn slapped dude guy 2: Yeah dude it fucking hurt
Extending the middle finger of one or both hands, usually directed toward another person, group of people, or thing.
After the other driver cut me off, I showed him my fist unicorns.
Dog groomers use this term to describe a poodle crossbreed with a fancy name such as a goldendoodle or labradoodle that is being brushed properly by the dog owner.
It is extremely common for these dog's fur to be completed matted due to the lack of daily brushing that the groomers are forced to shave the fur off.
Owners of this dogs usually lie about brushing their dogs everyday and get extremely anger when the dog is shaved losing it's dirty mop look.
OMG! I got an unicorn doodle today! The owner is not going to get mad at me for shaving the dog because there is no need to!