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A young lady who, wishing to be a "virgin" on her wedding night, only takes it in the ass until she's married.
A: Isn't it sweet she saved herself for her wedding day?
B: Dude, she's a Jersey Virgin. Half of Montclair has been in her ass. I'm surprise she can walk up the aisle.
Another term for the Fortnite Battle Pass
Jamie: Yo Rob you get the Virgin Pass?
Rob: Yeah
Jamie: You are now a certified virgin.
Somebody who doesn't swear or talk about anything sexual.
A person who not only is a virgin, but has no chance of losing it.
That girl is a total virginity panda.
The stupid, unsuccessful way you feel when everyone has gotten blood spurted out of their uterus and you're sitting there, without any blood spurting out of your uterus, because you are "built different", or at least that's what you tell your math tutor who doesn't care in the slightest.
"Dammit I'm a period virgin, okay? I didn't wanna say anything because I know you just can't stand the thought of someone else not having blood gush out of one of their holes."
a person who has not had sexual intercourse on a boat in a body of salt water
These sailors keep making up stories of mermaids and mermen. What a bunch of maritime virgins.