wang fu

Noun - the martial art in which one uses a wang-like object as a weapon; the art or method of "crashing" a web server by large quantity of valid HTTP requests from a large number of people.

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Wang Out

Not showing up to a meeting.
Breaking plans at the last minute.
What the person who stood you up did.

We were all suppose to go to the beach but Joe wanged out at the last min.

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wang whip

The act of whipping someone perferably in the face with yo wang aka penis

Jeff: "You see that hot bitch sleeping over there"
John: "Yea"
Jeff: "Well I just wang whipped the hell out of her!!!"

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chun wang

A poker type card game in which everyone is dealt two cards, and then five more are placed in the center of the table shaped like a wang.

I won ten bucks at chun wang last night.

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Wang-ster

A wannabe gangster. Signs of someone being a wang-ster are: Jeans 20 sizes to big, sagging at the knees (hey who wants to look at my brand new boxers?!), obsession over bad rap music, excessive use of using the word "nigga", and being white while having these symptoms.

Gilbert: Yo, yo, yo, wassup my niggas?! Yall wanna look at mah new boxas???"

Everyone else: Fuck off, Gilbert

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Jim: Yo niggas, let's chill wit sum rap that suks but do it anywaya

John: Fuck off wang-ster, no one likes you

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zones wang

inexistant not there nothing a blank stare

vagina or non-existant something you stick a penis into

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wang siphon

One who siphons wangs.

Human A: We should hang out with George more often, he's a cool dude.
Human B: No, that guy is a wang siphon.

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