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Someone seen outside their normal work environment wearing their full uniform. Example - a Prison Officer spotted in a shop openly wearing their epaulettes and with key chain swinging freely. Does not apply to anyone who at least makes an effort to disguise their uniform eg by wearing a civilian coat.
I was in ALDI this afternoon and saw a Full Uniform Wanker doing their shopping. And they’re not even on duty til nine tonight.
Someone who masturbates while riding down a hill in a wheelbarrow
Hey guys i cut my cock last night when i fell onto the road when i was being a wheel barrow wanker
Someone who goes on social media and labels a terrorist attack/shooting/bombing as a false flag attack within minutes of it occurring and having literally no information about the event.
News: Reports are coming in of an explosion in a building in downtown LA. Details are sketchy at the moment but it is possibly a burst gas main.
False flag wanker: It's definitely a false flag attack, I better get on facebook quick to let everyone know.
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A person/side you hate. Similar to "Wanker" and "Bastard" or "Cunt".
Often used in British language.
"The Feds have got to much on me, way more than those minge-bag Wankers could ever dig up." - Hoxton, Payday 2
"Fuck, what are those Minge-Bag Wankers doing on the other side of the field!"
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A song that is funny.
An insult.
Calum Walsh.
I'm a wanker bear ect.
You wanker bear!
"Hello, I'm Calum!"
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a wanker standing at a bus stop whilst your in a car.
whilst driving to the college
bill : "look at those bus stop wankers"
bob: rolls down window "BUS STOP WANKERS"
bill: "nice one"
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Slide it over the tip and lie back and enjoy it. Finger the front bottom and grab the whole shaft then wait a few seconds and you'll know what it is to wank.
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