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A Checklist before you leave home or before leave your lover's lyre
he said, "testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys", oh my glasses, what did i do with my glasses ? ? ?"
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The 15 of october all boyfriends have to go to their girlfriends house and cuddle and watch movie
Boy1: do you wanna play fortnite this evening?
Boyfriend: no i cant it is ” watch a movie and cuddle with your girlfriend ” day today.
"I want to watch the sunrise with you."
When your too wasted to even function; usually said with a jamacian accent.
I drank that whole fifth by myself...i dont wanna watch bumbaclaude no more
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its explin its own
me: poo pa pe and shitting while everyone watching you
everyone: omfg
omfg= oh my fucking god
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when you go to google to see naruto memes and see
*goes to naruto memes* *sees kakashi giving sakura one hundred years of death * *wtf did i just watch*
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this is when someone embarrassingly points out that you have got a pube stick in between your teeth (or the like) from recently giving oral sex!
this is when someone embarrassingly points out that you have got a pube stick in between your teeth (or the like) from recently giving oral sex!
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