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An expression of incruligerity at the fact that something has happened or something is true. Could also be seen as shock at a given situation.
Man City just lost to Burnley 3-2 after being 2 ahead with only 10 mins to go. "Well butter my crumpets, would you look at that."
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(From a line in Tropic Thunder)
DMWEL (pronouced dim-well)
You get cut off in traffic, shake your fist and shout "DMWEL!"
Waiter bring you the wrong order then rolls his eyes when you say something? He's a DMWEL. Best friend get back with the cheating ex? DMWEL!
Really, a thousand and one uses!!!!
Also known as "Oh Em W".
Since saying "Oh my goodness" is not proper grammar, a true gentlemen or lady would say, "Oh my wellness".
Person 1: "So I went to the library to try to get my homework done, but guess what? I was on Urban Dictionary the whole time!"
Person 2: "Oh my wellness! You better not fail your next test!"
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conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"
"She has a twin? Well fuck me blue."
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Showing surprise, like "well I'll be damned"
She's got a sister, well fuck me running
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Variation of phrase used when reacting to something interesting or surprising ("well I'll be darned")used in reaction to something that doesn't make all that much sense, or is just stupid.
First guy: "I had to split the gearbox at the seam, opened it up, and there was an old bent roofing nail jamming the bitch"
Second guy: "Well I'll be go to hell"
The emphasis is generally on the word "I'll" and on the first three words "well I'll be".
The final three words are generally said in a softer tone, muttered, or said under one's breath.
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