wet-arsed

An insulting term a mature man might use to humiliate a teenager. It implies he is prematurely out of nappies and hence has a wet arse.

Don't annoy me, you wet-arsed little prick!

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Wet Waldo

The act of ejaculating in your partner's ear, then proceeding to give them a wet willy in the affected ear.

We asked Melissa why her ear was bothering her so much, and she told us it was because of the wet waldo Mike gave her last night.

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wet moth

When you're having sex with a woman from behind and you ejaculate in between her shoulder blades. You then use your penis to smear the cum down her back.

I totally wet mothed this ho.

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wet slapper

WHEN YOU BUST A NUT ON A GIRLS FACE AND THEN YOU DICK SLAP THE WHORE

I wet slapper martha g from lompoc high school becasue she wouldnt show her tities in public.

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wet lunch

To consume alcohol with lunch to make your work afternoon more interesting.

"Suzy, Jefferson, Brett, Chreees & Romain regularly head out for a wet lunch to break up their mundane lives selling software... the result is afternoons with a whole lot of pizazzz."

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wet spam

Derogatory slang for West Ham United Football Club by other jealous glory hunters, because they are rubbish (apparently)

See also: Football Banter.

Ryan: Oi mate coming to the pub to watch the match?

Lee: Oh you mean between WET SPAM and ARSEnal? Not a chance mate! I'd rather suck my nan's nips.

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Wet Chinchilla

A mixed drink created by "Nick" in Towson, MD. It consists of equal parts Tequila(owing to its Mexican rodent name), Blue Curacao( making it "wet" and giving its blue color), Vodka, Apple Schnapps, and Sour mix. The equal nature of its constituents makes it easy to employ in large volumes.
This potent mixture can be served as a cocktail or a shot. Despite it's tropical blue hue, the Wet Chinchilla pulls no punches and will catch up to you if you let it. It's as tasty as it is strong. Girl's love the color but it is by no means a "girly" drink. Order a "Wet Chinchilla" with caution.

1. Louie and I passed the blue jug of Wet Chinchilla to random partygoers.

2. Bartender! Two Wet Chinchillas over here!

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