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One who whacks off a lot: someone who requently jerks it.
He is a really wood wizard, his socks are covered in cum.
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To get an erection
Every time dat hoe bend over an I see dat ass I sport wood so fast it's almost a zipper ripper!
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So a wood pecker is a short girl who so short she is able to suck dick on her standing two feet and she sucks it like when a woodpecker is pecking wood
My boy Fernando had got a girls number she was reall short she could be a wood pecker
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The out-tray from whence one makes mud. Your rusty bullethole. The Anus.
I watched a cracking porno last night, this bird took a 12" up the bomb bay without wetting the wood knot first....nasty!
I went on a first date with a lovely lady from Finland last night, I kissed her good night and she rubbed her pinkie round my wood knot...I wasn't shocked and I didn't not like it!
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when you crap when having anal gay sex
Gay Guy:ahhh man you never told me you were a wood pusher
Other Gay Guy: sorry
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Famous golf player who doesn't necessarily need his set of golf clubs to hit a few holes.
A golf player who often gets wood.
"Tiger Woods has been hitting so many holes-in-one off the tee, that his golf earnings will barely cover the alimony he'll have to pay!"
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