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Robert Pattinson aka R-Patz, Rob Patz, or whatever else you want to call him, is a British actor. He is fantastically GORGEOUS. His eyes are gorgeous, his hair is gorgeous, his face is just plain gorgeous, his lips are gorgeous, his cheekbones are gorgeous, his laugh is gorgeous, his singing voice is gorgeous, the way he plays the piano is gorgeous and even his WALK is gorgeous. No, I'm not exaggerating. He also has the hottest voice on the entire planet.
He has starred in Harry Potter but also in Twilight and Little Ashes, where he appeared naked. He is probably best known for playing Edward Cullen in Twilight.
I think it's funny how guys call him gay. It's obvious they're just jealous that he has millions of girls chasing him.
* A Guy watches Twilight, and thinks Robert Pattinson is amazingly good looking, but decides to act manly and doesn't admit it *
- Goes on urban dictionary and writes a horrible definition -
something along the lines of:
"Robert Pattinson is a gay fag who has an awful laugh and plays an ugly fake guy in Twilight, the worst film I've ever seen"
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An alcoholic beverage consisting of equal parts 7-up and Johnny Walker Red Label. Eponymous with the famed an American Neo-Pentecostal Televangelist, we proudly dedicate and consecrate this and all beverages to the Lord jesus Christ, Amen}
-Yo that Oral Roberts really washed the taste of bus station hookers out of your mouth.
-Word, Reverend
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the most sexiest, inhumanly, gorgous person alive... who should be locked up for being so good looking.
gorgousTwilightEdward Cullensexy
Robert Pattinson
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What happens when a sexy hunk of mansex takes the job that will tank his career
Lindsay better not pull a robert pattinson!
My cousin used to be famous but now he's just a robert pattinson
robert pattinson used to be hot and sexy but then he was in twilight and now he sucks
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It's kind of like the F word, because you can use it however the hell you like. It can be a thing you do to someone; which can be a variety of things. Basically, whatever you decide to call a Sloppy Robert.
You can call someone Sloppy Robert, even if their name isn't Robert. Or variations such as Sloppy Bob, Slop Bob, or just Sloppy.
It has been considered, but not done yet, to create a sandwich and name it the Sloppy Robert.
Oh damn, he just got a Sloppy Robert.
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A British-born actor, singer, musician, composer and former youth model. Despite backlash of Twilight haters, actually rather a talented bloke, and a refreshing change of "teen idol" from the prettyboy jock types not everybody dies for; laid-back, a little strange, and lacking highlights in his hair and bronzer on his face. Despite being given "beautiful" as his sole character trait in the Twilight books, managed to bring Edward Cullen to life. Very much coveted by his legions of fans, in a very frightening way.
Random person: "That actor over there is Robert Pattinson."
Me: "I'm afraid for his life."
Random person: "Why?"
*Pattinson is mobbed. Not by me.*
Random person: "Oh."
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hi elsa im bored so i thought id make this thing lol
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