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to be a turkey weiner, you must take the turkey weiner out of the packaging and turkey slap your friend across the face with the slimy turkey weiner. after this is done you must proceed to throw the turkey weiner across ur kitchen until it breaks into multiple lil turkey weiners. then the next day there must still be turkey weiners in the couch cushions, on the walls, and in hidden places around your kitchen. and when asked if u threw the turkey weiner you MUST deny this action until the empty turkey weiner wrapper is found in the fridge by a non turkey weiner.
slimy turkey weiner
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A unit of measurement and curvature while drinking
Those roads are as straight as a turkey dick
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to have intercourse with another's orifice whilst having tobasco, salsa or any other sort of hot sauce slatherd on your weiner. Named for the rather phallic nature of a turky's appearence.
"bo-DIFF i's givin' dat ho a flamin' turkey so bad, i had to top her off wit' da special sauce"
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A derogative term referring to a limp penis after ejaculation.
Stupid Ho: Ha ha! Look at that little withered turkey!
Guy With Shriveled Penis: *SMACK!* STFU!
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When you masturbate. Another name for wanking, mostly used by Highschool teens on the west coast.
Kid 1:Where's peter at?
Kid 2:He's at home chocking the turkey before he gets here.
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Turkey Tits originated when the pilgrims first settled in America. They were crazy horny after the long ship ride and decided to engage in sexual activities with the women.
Because their primary duties were childbirth, their breasts became saggy and red from the excessive sucking upon their ample breasts.
Basically Turkey Tits is the name for saggy and red nipples which resemble a turkey's wattle.
"Man, did you see that bitch's Turkey Tits??"
"Yeah breh, talk about a turn off!"
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