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A professional driver,usually much slower than the others. Reaching a height of of 5 foot, most sit on a phone book or booster chair while driving. Known for leaving some of their loads on highways & interstates as a way to find there way back. Very competitive although always loses. Always wanting to be employee of the month but only ever achieving runner-up.
Look at Turtle Todd he thinks he's going to win
“Cut The Turtle” (verb): To get over one’s hangover, by drinking a gin and tonic. Other drinks can also be consumed whilst cutting the turtle. Generally or more often so, spirits.
“Mate, I’m f*cking hungover!”
“You need a G&T mate, you need to Cut The Turtle”
When your turtle head peaks out too far and leaves a stain on your undies.
Hey Honey, can you wash my undies for me? My durty turtle left a big stain on them.
A bloke who sucks himself off watching wetsuits dry on the clothesline
Get out of here Blake you dirty garden turtle!!!!
a south african dairy-based dish covered with an assortment of spices and sauces. Sometimes an extra ingredient is included to inhance the taste such as a tub of baby corpse genetalia caviar
"My mom knew as soon as I was born that she wasnt going to breast feed. She decided that turtle cage should be the center of my diet.
A Turtle Cake is when a man has a small penis that is also uncircumcised that resembles a frightened turtle and is put between the ass cheeks of an unsuspecting victim, thus the turtle is between the cakes.
I would love to give her a turtle cake while she’s not looking.
After a night over indulging that requires the excavation of your stomach contents while leaning over the curb (or onto the curb) and moving your head and neck in a turtle like motion to avoid vomitting on your own shoes.
Noun- curb turtle
Verb - curb turtled
1. After a number of 6 for 1 beers and hurricanes I curb turtled on the walk home.
2. After a night in Bourbon Street there was curb turtle everywhere.