a fat kid with skid mark in his underwear
look at that skidmark panda
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to take a dump
"I'm going to kill a panda", Bogdan said, and went to the restroom.
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a strangely intriguing object or creature you happen upon in somebody's garbage
Yo, this here TE-PANDA is quite a find!
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Starts with anal intercourse hetro or homo just before ejaculation you withdraw and rub your penis around their eyes whilst ejaculating.
Acronym DTP
Iโm going to give her the best dump truck panda she has ever had.
the panda theory states that pandas are often associated with ppl who are emo. first formulated by dr. pandorian in 1421.
"dude what's a panda doing on your front lawn?"
"..."
"oh shoot! you're a closet emo!"
"where'd you get that from?!"
"the panda theory mah man..think about it"
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1) a fabled mind boggling sexual position 2) page 143 of the karma sutra.
fuck your rusty trombones and texas chili bowls, i have mastered the inverted panda.
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A phrase said when one wants to engage in alcoholic activity, most likely at a party or bar. Rarely does one get panda alone.
Greg: We're at this Damnation party, but what should we do?
Daemon: Let's get panda!
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