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A physical deformity whereby the second toe is longer than the big toe. Those suffering from this deformity call it a princess toe to feel better about their ugly feet. Also, some deformed are under the impression that the long second toe infers that they are 'head of the house' when in actuallity a person with this deformity made this lie up to feel better about their deformed feet.
The princess toe wrapped over the edge of Kelly's sandal.
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n. A physical deformity wherein the second toe of the human foot is longer than the big toe.
Caused by rampant inbreeding, many royal women suffer with princess toes and are therefore unable to wear open toed shoes.
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a person, usually a female, who makes a living by selling her body for sex or sexual acts in exchange for money or another form of payment. also known as a prostitute.
That sidewalk princess just got arrested.
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A gorgeous blonde with a killer personality! Money means nothin to her... Though she can rough it and touch it better than any other tomboy or man. Men die to be with her...
That chick doing keg stands with a tiara is a total princess dirtbag.
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A sexual position/adventure best undertaken by three persons. One individual, preferably the hairiest of the three, hereafter referred to as "Ganon", must “kidnap” a second individual, hereafter "Zelda". The third individual, hereafter "Link", thus embarks upon a quest to "rescue" Zelda.
The use of various "items" that can assist Link in "rescuing" Zelda or "stopping" Ganon may add some intrigue. They should be erotic in nature and left about the "dungeon" so that Link may utilize them to the best of his/her technical ability.
Most importantly Zelda is not allowed to aid Link or hinder Ganon in any fashion until the very end. The recommended code of conduct for Zelda is to act as she does in many of the video games: Do Nothing, at all. Ragdoll.
Victory Conditions:
At this point Link would use whatever has been agreed upon as the "Master Sword" and he and Zelda may "Banish" Ganon in whichever way he/she finds most appealing.
You may, in the course of roleplay, choose to discover that Ganon isn't such a bad guy. In this case the two may put aside their differences and work together to "rescue" the princess in the method that proves most effective.
"This weekend my girlfriend, her Pilates instructor, and I were playing The Princess Zelda and he almost won until I pulled out my Master Sword and smote him."
"I'm feeling a little kinky, would you boys like to play 'Mousetrap?'"
"Nah, Dan and I played that last week; he got the cheese. Let's play The Princess Zelda."
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1) The grand duchess of Russia. She lived from 1901 - 1918, so she died when she was only 17. She lived during the time of the Russian Revolution, and was killed by the Bolshevik Party, along with the rest of her family. The idea that she survived is based off the fact that she was the last one killed (she had been hiding in her room) and she was buried in a separate place from her family, along with one of her older sisters.
2) A Disney film made in 1997. Probably the most historically inaccurate film of all time. Rasputin sells his soul in exchange for immortality, Princess Anastasia loses her memory and is sent to an orphanage; there is no evidence of the Soviet Union or WWI, and the movie is full of crappy songs.
For definition 1:
Person 1: Hey man, I feel bad for Princess Anastasia. She died when she was only 17! Along with the rest of her family, of course.
Person 2: I know. The Bolsheviks even killed her pet dog. How ridiculous is that?
For definition 2:
Person 1: Hey man, wanna watch Princess Anastasia with me tonight?
Person 2: Hell no. That movie sucks balls.
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A girl or guy who gives you head while you drive while you drive
Hey girl wanna be my passenger princess
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