Code Flash

A term most commonly used by programmers and Game Devs to describe a sudden realisation on the solution of a problem or mistake in their coding.

"Thomas was in the shower wondering about a problem in his game when suddenly he Code Flashed figured out how to Finnish that character creator."

code debt

Code debt refers to the code clutter and required system maintenance accumulated over time during software development, especially when done in haste. The time required to clean up clutter and perform maintenance accrues as the development progresses, like interest on a regular debt, and must be paid down at some point to keep the project healthy.

We've been developing this open source project for a year, but with all the TODOs and commented out code, we probably have another years worth work to pay down the code debt!

comfort coding

After a long coding session with your awful superior at work, you start coding complete sense-numbing shit instead of eating twinkies.

In other words: coding to avoid comfort food.

My Superior: "Move this 5 px right. Color this blue. Center the text. Align the text right. No, center. Update AWS settings, wait, don't, color the previous thing green. why did you not update AWS settings?"

Me, the moment he leaves me the fuck alone:
*Splits random css files into smaller ones for 2 hours*
*COMFORT CODING*

code golf

Code-golf is a competition to solve a particular programming problem in the fewest bytes of source code.

Let's play some code golf!

code: gn

Code Gay Nut, a sperm term for when they realize they're in an anus instead of a pussy, basically means abort mission

Sperm 1: Where the hell are we?
Sperm 2: Ahhhh code: gn where in a guys asshole!!!!!
#gayanaldoublepenetration
#nohomo
#rainbow420
#noprotection
#Putitinthebutt
#Gay

Code Woody

When you have a boner and you shout "code woody" as a bunch of other guys surround you in protection

Man I had to pull a code woody at my cousin's house

Code 16

When the naked nipple of a girl is visible from a certain angle and you need to tell it to your fellow men.

"Dude, Code 16 on your right, blonde girl"
"Holy s*** nice."