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Internacional Lose ur virginity day
If u are a virgin get ready to lose ur virginity with ur boo or ur best friend may 1
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The day that one bitch was born
Person #1: Hey, what day is it?
Person #2: May 24th
Person #1: aw shit here we go again
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Appreciate a girl day. Make a girl feel like she's worth it!
Him: Thank you for all the things you've done for us boys!
Her: Awwwww thanks! But why?
Him: Because May 20th is national appreciate a girl day!
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Spokesperson for:
Oxy-Clean
OrangeGlo
Ding King
5 in 1 Ladder
Kaboom
FoneFree
He yells just about everything he says to give emphaisis and look like an asshat. Although you got to hand it to him, his panic-attack inducing rages make you listen to his pithy sales pitch. In one sitting, an hour long
Oxy-Clean segment, I heard Billy Say "Look at this!" over 47 times! He was poppin them out like he had tourrettes! Not to mention I heard all about the "Super Shammy!" he includes with his gayass product.
Besides Billy, the only other annoying person is the lady for the Grip n Flip commercials...
"Look at this!"
"SHIT STAINS ARE NO MATCH FOR THE POWER OF OXY-CLEAN!"
"KABOOM!"
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May 15 when a bad bitch born, she is insecure but loves attention
Hey have you seen anya? She was born on May 15
Oh she is cool
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my birthday & a chill day.
omg it’s may 16th! i have to tell y/n happy birthday!!
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