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A really sexy man who likes Farhana, Kylie, and Karolina. He’s sexy and he’s in love with us and no one else
Arne Johnson loves Farhana, Kylie, and Karolina. Also he’s sexy
An affliction that causes a man's penis to slowly writhe about in his pants throughout the day.
"You okay, Mario? You haven't stopped fidgeting in 20 minutes."
"Dude I have a nonstop Storm Johnson going right now."
After peeing, when some left over pee drips in your pants.
Man I didn't shake enough, I pulled a piss johnson.
(n.) someone who smells like eggs
Ew, that guy smells putrid. He's a total Mollie Johnson!
It’s like a regular minute but it’s 3 minutes instead of 1.
Mr. Johnson: Ok class we’re going to a drill. You’re going to do 3 push-ups, 3 sit-ups, and 3-squats as many times as you can in a Johnson Minute
Born in Houston and lived thereon and off all his life but mostly raised in the country... Aka tattor boys. Known for loving there mother and also is where there manners came from..
If you ever meet a Mexican Johnson you made a lifetime friendship
When you put your girl on your cock and spin her around
Man we hooked up for so long last night that I had to pull out the Johnson steamboat