Squirrels trained by Osama Bin Laden to suicide bomb the transformers of America's educational systems
Kid: We got let out of skool early.
Dad: Why?
Kid: Al Queda Squirrels blew up the skools transformers.
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a robotic motion or annoyingly stiff mannerisms
you do the math
During the global warming presentation he displayed stiff al gore rhythm making me believe he was really a robot.
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A very based man that was democratically elected as the president of Syria and was shown as a tyrant in Western Propaganda.
Bashar al-Assad:"America fucked over my country like Iraq :("
Person:"Poor guy."
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A phrase said to express displeasure in unseasonably cold weather.
48 degrees in June? Fuckin Al Gore, what the hell happened to this global warming shit
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This term is used in the Hebrew language for two conditions:
1) When somthing has no chance
2) When somthing was\is great
*The second meaning is mostly used
1) havaal al ha'zmaan, you will never win:
- Don't waste your time.
2) Person A: how was the party?
Person B: Havaal al ha'zmaan
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Abd al-Pajeet (servant of Pajeet) is a derogatory term to address Pakistanis who claim Arab ancestry (such as Quraysh) despite engaging in incest, beggary, stone pelting, goat molestation and camel piss drinking.
That Abd al-Pajeet had a wild evening. He took 3 shots of camel piss, hurled stones at 4 buildings and violated 5 goats before calling it a night!
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The sexual act in which the female is pegging the male whilst donning a strap-on. And complaining in his ear the whole time. Repeating is it Thursday yet?
So Marci asks Steve, " I know it's only Wednesday, but can we peggin' al bundy tonight?"