A nigger. (white)
But for sure a NIGGER!!!!
Omg look at that Austin Roberts he is such a NIGGER.
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the nigga from prettymuch who doesnβt shower. simon only let him in the band cause he wanted another long haired crackhead, like harry styles. he's a highkey alcoholic and heβs 'famous'. he watches hentai and he cheated on his shorty. brandon doesnβt give him any lines.
Girl1: Bro we're studying the lifestyle or drug addicts! who should we use as an example?
Girl2: Austin Porter
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Mike Myers movie series that plays on the ignorances of american audiences about the British. Spawned a few catchphrases, and while not great, is not terrible. Spy who shagged me the best.
Oh no baby, I think ti is YOU who can't resist ME!
*Strips to "I touch myself" by the DiVynls*
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The person on ITV news at 10 who calls viewers pedophiles.
My nan: whos that man that called you a pedo?
Me: Aw it's mark austin off of the ITV news at 10
My nan: oh aye he's fit i'd totally shag him
me: Aw nan no he isn't, well not as fit as nicola sturgeon anyway
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When a person in a friend group (typically in online gaming) leaves without saying anything.
Are they pulling an Austin, or are they coming back?
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best fucking minecraft player, absolute chad, bad ass mother fucker, daddu chill
austin morris is the daddy of all chads
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