austin roberts

A nigger. (white)
But for sure a NIGGER!!!!

Omg look at that Austin Roberts he is such a NIGGER.

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austin porter

the nigga from prettymuch who doesn’t shower. simon only let him in the band cause he wanted another long haired crackhead, like harry styles. he's a highkey alcoholic and he’s 'famous'. he watches hentai and he cheated on his shorty. brandon doesn’t give him any lines.

Girl1: Bro we're studying the lifestyle or drug addicts! who should we use as an example?

Girl2: Austin Porter

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austin powers

Mike Myers movie series that plays on the ignorances of american audiences about the British. Spawned a few catchphrases, and while not great, is not terrible. Spy who shagged me the best.

Oh no baby, I think ti is YOU who can't resist ME!


*Strips to "I touch myself" by the DiVynls*

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Mark Austin

The person on ITV news at 10 who calls viewers pedophiles.

My nan: whos that man that called you a pedo?
Me: Aw it's mark austin off of the ITV news at 10
My nan: oh aye he's fit i'd totally shag him
me: Aw nan no he isn't, well not as fit as nicola sturgeon anyway

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Austin kipp

A fat walrus

That fat bastard looks like an austin kipp!

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Pulling an Austin

When a person in a friend group (typically in online gaming) leaves without saying anything.

Are they pulling an Austin, or are they coming back?

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austin morris

best fucking minecraft player, absolute chad, bad ass mother fucker, daddu chill

austin morris is the daddy of all chads

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