can I buy you a drink?

This phrase is recognised as the best way to attract members of the opposite sex. Let's face it, who dosen't want a free drink?

Can I buy you a drink?


Sure.

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PS I Hate You

A band made of five girls from GE that will rock your socks off...just you wait

also see: better than you; simply the best

HOLY BEEEEP! 'PS I Hate' You basically just blew me away!

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I hope you step on a lego

A phrase to use in response to any argument

Person 1: We're not friends any more.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well I hope you step on a lego!
Person 1: *gasps*

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I miss you Ariana

When you miss a girl named Ariana, gave her nickname Ri and used to fuck around with her on snap.

Ariana: Don't call me Ri
Joshua: Ri
*Blocks her for no reason*
Joshua: Damn I miss you Ariana

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i love you

I love you! something you will never hear because no one fucking loves you. you get that little bitch no one fucking loves you.

i love you, but ur tits are better

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Can I ask you something?

That question which often precedes "are you gay?"

This can come from anybody who has little experience going about somebody potentially in the closet, most of all those who don't know to avoid asking directly. That includes friends, co-workers, parents, cousins, family, and even other known gays.

Heterosexual: Hey, can I ask you something? Don't be offended. You don't need to answer if you don't want to.

Internally- panicking and closeted homosexual: Yeah, what is it?
Heterosexual: Are you gay?

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I thought you had a plan

A statement you use whenever someone has fucked up something and you witnessed the fuck up from beginning to end.

Mother: **Drives into a strip mall knowing it's a dead end**
Me: **Poker face**
Mother**Reaches dead end** AleKs! Why didn't you tell me this was a dead end?!?!?!
Me: I thought you had a plan

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