Open Anus Reverse Fart

When you erect your anus towards the sky and open it with your fingers. Then you fart out and most likely your fart will be sucked back into your poop chute.

Mary walked up in front of the angry mob and performed and Open Anus Reverse Fart

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ravaging my anus, are you

A way of asking or implying that someone isn't being serious. A synonym for the phrases "are you kidding me?" "are you pulling my leg" "are you ballsing my tits" etc.

"Hey I loaned you 20 bucks last week, when am I gonna get that back?"

"You didn't loan me 20 dollars."

"Ravaging my anus, are you?"

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anus (A. N. U. S.)

A Nigger Under Surveillance

Dude, that girl was all over me like cops on an anus (A. N. U. S.) at a convienence store.

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black anus burger

A reference to the Black Angus Burger, from the point of view of someone who does not enjoy them.

Jerry: Hey, Zach, you want a black angus burger?

Zach: Hell no I don't want a black anus burger. Get me a hotdog and some waffle fries.

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Dad where is my anus

It was the funniest video in vine so the kid say that when they do that to the dad on playground

An example:

Dad: there is Uranus right there you see it you see it
Kid: dad where is my anus

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California sucks bloody anus

see california and that it SUCKS!

I wipe my ass on that state and everybody in it.

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ur big fat anus

A very big anus. Basically it.

Oh, ur anus can certainly be used as, 'ur big fat anus' lol :).