A lame arse dick is similar to a lame arse but instead of being utterly lame; they're also a dick
Dave: Hey mark and Joe, do you fancy going to the darts?
Mark: yeah I'm well up for that
Joe: I've been a couple of times before and I reckon I'll go
Dave: Cool, I've just bought tickets, you both owe me
Mark: Actually, I can't go now. Sorry for being a lame arse but just realised I'm going out the night before
Joe: Sorry my girlfriend won't let me go and I never actually said I wanted to go.
Dave: You two are lame arse dicks!
One who is a Belcher, an Ian Belcher
That Belcher is a Lard Arse
To be in a bad mood, to be pissed off about something.
"He's back! - and this time he's got his arse in his hand" - advertising poster for Terminator 3.
Alternate spelling, "Arse-hair demon": An extremely small, gnome-like creature, with powers of invisibility, who sneaks up on unwary victims, and gives their perianal hair a sharp tug, causing them to shriek, and/or leap skyward, for no outwardly perceptible reason.
Ariel and Deanna were enjoying high tea with the Queen, when HRH suddenly gave a sharp yelp, and leapt from her seat. Royal Guardsmen rushed towards the table, but Her Majesty waved them off, stating, "Bugger off, ya sods, 'twas merely a wee arse hair demon, ticklin' me hindparts."
It's an, I don't know..., or an I'm too lazy to think up it's name so I still don't know.. object.
Origin: Vancouver, Canada - 1960 something... still in use.
Hey grandad, what is that long pipe thing in the corner of the vacuum closet?
"It's a wigwam for a duck's arse!" Pia, god..
The foul smelling, moist material that oozes from the anus following a session of curry consumption or anal pounding. The texture is similar to heavily chewed meat, and smells like meat that has been used over several days.
Kelly rolled over in bed and passed wind, but much to Mike's disgust - it was followed by a mound of meat from the arse.
is someone who had been running round doing everything being really busy.
'you do it, ive been running round like a blue arsed fly all day!2