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Rapes that normally goes unnoticed.
If it wasnt for the smell of fried rice I'd never have known I was Asian raped!
Martha was Asian raped but the doctor said "medically speaking" she's still a virgin.
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One who is sexy, black, and wears one lucky, yellow sock. Tends to also wear glasses and is very artistic. Many freshman girls adore him and tend to become speechless in his presence. Also loves Beyonce.
Aka Rakim
Freshman 1: "What are you looking at?"
Freshman 2: "Oh, Asian Pear. He is wearing a blue shirt today."
Freshman 1: "Oooh"
Freshman 2: *sigh...*
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when a bitch, preferably asian, sucks on a dude's balls with wasabi in her mouth
you better quit actin' all nigiri, or i'm gonna give you an asian dumpling
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The act of placing ones testicles in the eyes of another. Almost like Arabian Goggles, only instead of goggles its an eyepatch. Captin Hook wore an Asian eyepatch in his day.
Take a look at her, I bet shes wore an Asian eyepatch or two in her day...
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A course lecturing in the virtues of yellow supremacy, and the delusional outlook on how life would be if orientals had ruled the world. "Asian Studies" majors are typically very whiny about the lack of opportunities of the socially inept Asian male, and the objectification and "theft" of "their women".
Exceptions from the stereotyped zipperhead students, are creepy white guys who have malnourished preteens chained at his kitchen to cook his meals, and "culturally enlightened" folk who congregate together at StarBucks in order to agree on opening new coffee shop chains to preach their "postmodernist" virtues.
Asian Studies Major: Look at me, I scrog self-hating, rice-eatin' chicks with a hyperplatinum credit rating on my Premium Wells Fargo account! Don't fuck with me, nor point out my obvious social insecurities less I drop a six-figure income onto your ass!
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The fetishization of Asian people, often Asian girls. A dehumanizing behavior which reduces people to stereotypes about their race. Commonly found in white men, notably everyone who's posted a definition for this previously (jesus christ what are y'all on. This is fucking racism, not an orientation). Similar to weeaboos and koreaboos, as they all share an unhealthy obsession with an incorrect perception of Asian culture. It's not just a dating preference, it's upsetting and honestly pretty rude.
Person A: What're you up to?
Person B: Just dreaming about the day I get to date an Asian girl.
Person A: Uhhhhh do you have an Asian fetish or something?
Person B: Yeah, there anything wrong with that?
Person A: That's pretty racist man...
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A small cock usually 1-4.5 inches long and is usally only used to make baby's and masterbation.
John has a big cock unlike Peter fam he has a small asian cock
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