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An ass that jiggles and wiggles like a snake with bad diarrhea
'The stank booty is a total pudding ass'
The microscopic skin flakes of ass, scrotum and taint dispersed when an individual removes his drawls. Usually found on toilet seats.
I had to wipe the toilet seat twice because the guy before me dropped so much ass dandruff.
I was going down on the guy and when he pulled off his boxers all his ass dandruff flew into the air.
A common side-effect of using eggwash as anal lube.
Dustin, you shouldn't use eggwas as anal lube with Precious... you're gonna give her ass-salmonella!
The concentrated area that a dog sniffs at after quickly getting up from the place where they were sleeping or laying. This spot is always wherever the dog's asshole was.
You (to dog): Hey pup! Pick'n up the scent of those juicy burgers huh?
Me: No dude. She just woke up, and she's sniffing for her ass ghosts.
The act of clenching your asshole repeatedly when you really need to poop, but you're not near a bathroom.
Man, there was so much traffic on my way home that I had to do ass kegels to hold it in.
When a fine ass does something in front of you (i.e. bend over at the waist) and you become temporarily unable to think about or see anything else.
Man, when she bent over to pick up her stuff, I got so ass blinded that I just stood there instead of helping.
Somebody that comes out of the shadows to touch your ass
The Ass toucher constantly touched my ass from under the bleachers when I was watching the football game.