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Asshole sensor

A device that detects how much of an asshole someone is but if your name is evan it just will say mega gay

Evan.use the asshole sensor on me
Straight man. Ok
Evan. What's it say
Man. Your gay

by Ass gass out blast October 20, 2021


collapsed asshole

An asshole who is so into himself that no empathy can escape his douchemosphere

Randal was very upset about his grandmother's passing in that tragic circus fire but, adding insult to injury, his collapsed asshole of a brother Scott wouldn't stop bragging about inheriting more than 200 pounds of oversized shoes, pants, and blouses.

by SirJekyllStrike July 14, 2015


voltron's asshole

when a group of long term friends agree to go to an event together and everyone attends except for 1 that person is declared voltron's asshole.

After weeks of planning, we all agreed to attend the concert. Mike had no legitimate reason not to go and was declared to be voltron's asshole.

by Tbone! August 9, 2018


Asshole-ish

When you're being kind of, but not really, an asshole.

Jeez! Temecu sure was asshole-ish in his post!

by Romanceandchains January 24, 2014


Chicken Asshole

That wing you find in your order that really isn't quite a chicken wing and may not even be chicken in the first place.

Out of the 12 wings I ordered only 11 were wing and 1 was a chicken asshole.

by Ponytail hater May 19, 2021


Brass Asshole

An intensified form of the word asshole. The purest form of an asshole. To be the brownest, flakiest, poopiest, hairiest, and most dingleberry-laden, asshole of the bunch.

You slept with my girlfriend, you brass asshole.

by Dean O' Banion December 11, 2010


Callous Asshole

A cold hearted and mean individual bordering on cruel.

Word carries strong connotative meanings.

Person 1: Your nothing more then a callous asshole.
Person 2 (Male): What did you call me?
Person 3: I think she just called you a homosexual.

by Gumdrop144 June 23, 2013