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Believing that Bagel truly is a sex machine in limbo
"Did you hear that one guy honestly believes in bagelism."
"Wow people are crazy these days."
When a man's penis is too large, so you put a bagel around the base to prevent him from going too deep.
Girl, my new bf is too big, it hurt touch so I bageled him and that fixed it.
To be hit with bagels, typically in a drive-by fashion, or as a surprise attack.
Tommy: where yall been?
Billy: Aw y'know, we stopped at Brooklyn Deli to pick up some Everythings, then went and paid Mike a visit. we Bageled the fuck outta that motha fucka!
A complete legend who always gets the 3 star in Clash of Clans, and knows how to get them ladies. He is also such a god at Fortnite and is the god and father of Yahya Abdi, the king of GAHYA!
Did you hear about Chief Bagel? He just fucked my sister!
Sex act. Simply...has everything on it...
When we were done it looked like she was a Tijuana Bagel
Whenever you get pulled over and given a ticket.
Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.