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The BRE is a concept of getting with someone, having a relationship and having sex with them, followed by making them buy you presents because it "turns out" that soon it's your birthday (surprise surprise). Must be planned in advanced - birthdays shouldn't match.
After you have profitted, your next destination is of course Dump City.
"You're with Sarah now? Seriously?"
"Na, just a Birthday Relationship Exploit. She's the one with the super rich parents, remember?"
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This is just a simple phrase you use in sticky situations, or when you're simply fed up with the person you are currently talking to so that the person is then confused.
Tom: You look like my foot
Mark: Understandable, Happy Birthday
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When you wish Happy Birthday to someone by copying what someone else (who you don't know) has posted on your friends wall. Ideally, this will be some inside joke that you know nothing about, be slightly personal and a little bit weird.
Facebook Birthday Bombing is doing this to a girl/boy you kind of know, don't really know what she's up to and don't intend to see anytime soon...
"Happy Birthday Babes!!! WONDERFUL to see you last week, hopefully this weekend at Ollie's will be megabants!!! xoxoxoxox P.s. Ibiza 2k8. Always remember it!!"
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February 12th. The day that people who know that the theory of evolution is a fact celebrate and work to educate people about evolution and to fight creationism which is a false and harmful view of the world. To believe in creationism is similar to believing that the world is flat.
lets celebrate Charles Darwin's birthday.
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The act of having sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman,who is in the act of labor,when you yourself,pose as a doctor,deliver the baby,then put it back in the woman's vagina,head first.Then have sexual intercourse with the baby inside the womans vagina.
That's as messed up as a Hungarian Birthday Bash.
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When you send someone (who is in jail) a cake with a file in it
Pedro got busted for mastubating in public and was put in jail. So his best friend John sent him a Mexican Birthday Cake
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A social phrase to tell someone to give you a present. because, it's your birthday.
Arny: its my birthday
Michael: So..
Arny: Ahem
Michael: OH YEAH, HERE BRO. -hands wads of cash from wallet-
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