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Blonde Jokes

Jokes about a strange stereotype that started....when?

Jokes about blonde women being absolute retards are called blonde jokes.

by Someone who kinda exists July 19, 2020


Blonde Cancer

Blonde cancer is a type of cancer where you're blonde when you're born but you're not anymore. That's blonde cancer. If you're naturally blonde that means you have prolonged blonde cancer. Blonde cancer affects millions of Americans worldwide. It's most common in video game characters who are useless and irrelevant to any sort of plot or are incredibly stupid.

The girl had blonde cancer and was incredibly dumb and retarded

by Koki~kun December 20, 2020


blond bisexual bridesmaid

A prostitute

johnny: Fred has a blond bisexual bridesmaid
Fred: dude I'm right here
Kelly: My daddy always said, if you're good at something, never do it for free

by Allastor May 11, 2021


twitchy blonde

tweek tweak from south park

P1 :"bro have you seen that twitchy blonde?"

P2 :"you mean tweek from south park?"

by arejhsbasjnndbt June 7, 2022


Tall blonde

A 16oz. Miller High Life beer in a bottle, visuallyreferring to its gold label. Latinos affectionately call them "guēras" which is street for a "fair-skinned", or "light-haired" girl.

Ex: "Barkeep, I'll have a tall blonde, please".

Ex: "Great party, does anyone mind if I help myself to one of the guëras in the ice chest?"

by JIW Dave February 4, 2022


blonde bullet

He wears sol republic headphones and is very passionate about swimming. He has blonde hair and blue eyes . He is so fast thus the name "blonde bullet". He is also a part time meme.

Guy 1-"Fuck you jimmy"
Guy 2-"You're being such a blonde bullet you degenerate cunt"
Guy 1-"Tru"

by PapaDominos April 12, 2016


Blonde Adjacent

A man who may or may not still be ✨blonde✨ but you can absolutely tell they were blonde as a child.

A synonym for Blonde-ish

“Don’t you usually go for blondes?” “Yeah but he’s blonde adjacent so it’s fine

by Fortheloveofblondes October 24, 2023