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A very fast blowjob, to completion, within two minutes. Similar in both rhythm and length to that of a typical Ramones song.
My girlfriend gave me a Rockaway Beach Blowjob during a commercial while we were watching Jeopardy last night! It was awesome!
Blowjobs after marriage are like Bigfoot: you hear stories, occasionally you see pictures, but you never experience it for yourself.
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the lowest of the low on the skank rating scale. usually reseved to the attention starved stripper type with low self esteem that's trying to get on every cock she sees not belonging to the disillusioned loser who thinks he's actually dating her and actually thinks he is her boyfriend.
Man who the fuck does that girl think she is walking around like she's all that!!?!? Meanwhile everyone knows she's nothing more than a blowjob in a parking lot!
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On June 29th it is national blowjob day
My guy it's national blowjob day
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When a girl gives you a blowjob while you’re tied up.
She led me to her bedroom and told me to strip down to my briefs. After I did so, she opened her drawer and pulled out a silk, red scarf. She walked behind me and told me to put my hands behind my back. She then tied my wrists together, leaving my arms immobilized.
She walked in front of me, slid her hands along my abs, and leaned in to kiss me. We made out with each other ferociously. I wanted to wrap my arms around her, but unfortunately her scarf knot prevented me from doing so.
She pulled away from me and hooked the inside of my briefs with her fingers, pulling them down to my ankles and causing my fully erect cock to spring out. She got on her knees and took my throbbing erection into her mouth.
I moaned from the pleasure as she ran one hand along my inner thigh while using her other hand to grab the base of my shaft and hold my cock in place as she slid her mouth forward and back alongside it. I could feel her swirling her tongue alongside it, too. I wasn’t going to last much longer. I could feel the pressure of an orgasm building, ready to rush and burst though my balls and cock. My tied-up hands were twitching and shaking behind my back as I only wished I could move them.
She then used one hand to fondle and lightly squeeze my balls while still blowing me. Right before I was about to cum, she took my cock out of her mouth, continued stroking it at full speed, and pointed it towards her face as she looked up at me, smiling.
My jaw dropped. She had sent me over the edge. I felt tons of pressure building up inside of my balls and cock, it felt like they were going to explode. I cried out in pleasure as a huge shot of semen exploded out of my cock and sprayed all over her beautiful, smiling face. She continued pumping me at full speed for another 30 seconds as I unloaded countless shots of cum onto her face.
Finally, the orgasm subsided. I collapsed onto my knees as she had left me too weak from the pleasure to stand up anymore. She stood up and looked down at me, still smiling and still with my cum trickling down her beautiful face. She was obviously pleased with the results of the tied up blowjob, and so was I.
“You’ve made a huge mess,” she said. “I’m going to take a shower, now. I hope you can figure out a way to untie yourself.” And just like that, she walked out the bedroom door and left me there.
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A blowjob so dull and boring that you fall asleep before you cum.
Don't go out with Lisa: she'll give you a kenny g blowjob and you'll sleep through the entire thing!
Performing fellatio on an outie belly button
The first thing on Linda’s to do list is a Belly Button Blowjob (BBBJ)