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Soulja Boy is a perfect example of the rapid decline in the educational standards of the American music industry. Soulja Boy is also an example of the rapid decline in modern hip hop/rap.
With his new and only hit single "Crank Dat" reaching the number one spot on the Billboard Hot 100, Soulja Boy has also become the number one most hated rapper.
Advantages of being a Soulja Boy:
1. No education is required
2. No talent is needed to make millions
3. Intercourse with all the 14 year old girls that listen crap music!
Disadvantages of being a Soulja Boy:
1. Your dignity and pride.
Simple steps to becoming a Soulja Boy:
1. Download a bootlegged copy of Fruity Loops Studio.
2. Claim that you bought it with your life savings to generate sympathy.
3. Open up your bootlegged copy of Fruity Loops Studio.
4. Open the demo song, remove everything but the drums.
5. Rename the song "Soulja Boy - Crank Dat"
6. Take out your mp3 player and turn on the voice recorder.
7. Say the following words in the following order: (1)"Soulja Boy" (2)"Superman" (3)"Bape" (4)"Ohhhhhh"
8. Repeat for 4 minutes, arrange it with the background music and import it to youtube.
Just remember the 3 main criterias needed for becoming the next Soulja Boy:
1) Make sure your songs don't make sense (use a maximum of 4 words in your songs)
2) Repetition is the key to saving a lot of time and dedication otherwise needed to produce a REAL song
3) Get cheap sunglasses (preferabbly from the dollar store) and white out your name on it
Haterz Get Mad Cuz
"I Got Me Some Bathin Bapes"
no we're mad cuz we have to hear your shit music coming out of everybody's headphones
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat Dance
(Now You)
I'm Jocking On Yo Bitch Ass
And If We Get The Fightin
Then I'm Cocking On Your Bitch
???
Haterz Wanna Be Me
Soulja Boy, I'm The Man
They Be Lookin At My Neck
Sayin Its The Rubberband Man (Man)
...running out of ideas for words that rhyme?
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja )
example of the rapid decline in the educational standards of the american music industry
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a milk boy is soft and has a milky complexion. It is ultimately a vibe. Everyone's first crush was probably a milk boy. Milk boys don't have much of a personality. There is nothing inside milk boy.
"oh my god, drake. You're such a milk boy"
"As a cookie cuck, I like milk boys"
The best type of guy out there. He might not have the biggest six pack or be super buff but he's the most down to earth and funny guy you will ever meet. He's a bit of an retard and probably doesn't support the right football team but we allow it because he's fit, such a nice guy and has the most peng smile. If you ever need anything he's always there for you and after a hug he kisses you on the forehead and everything feels good again.
I don't care if you think he's a shrimp boy because hes my shrimp boy and nothings ever going to change that
a cute lil boy whom is super adorable and wholesome whom you’d like to fuck
aw, what a soff boi, i want his dick in my mouth
When you eat too much "authentic" Mexican food at AppleBee's and shit your gnarly capris forcing you to duck walk to the nearest restroom and release a geyser of spicy diarrhea shit your bunghole has never experienced.
If his restroom is occupied, you better believe the AppleBee's Boy will be asking to paint your walls brown.
What else would you expect from your neighborhood bar and grille: AppleBee's
"Hey Ron, did you catch a whiff of that AppleBee's Boy that passed?" " AppleBee's Boys make my stomach hurt." " An AppleBee's Boy raped my mom with an AA-12."
A title similar to that of Jonathan Cassin but usually referring to video game abilities. When you see a Pigeon Boy, there’s not a lot you can do except run for your life. (Prefers the blue tac)
Tfue: LOOK! A PIGEON BOY! I better run as fast as I can!
Ninja: Me to. OH MY GOD HE HAS A BLUE TAC!
A softail-style cruiser motorcycle produced by Harley-Davidson
In Harley-Davidson motorcycles, the softail frame is designed to look like the hardtail bikes of the past, while still offering the comfort of rear suspension. The shock absorbers are positioned along the axis of the motorcycle, tucked away under the transmission. There are several Harley-Davidson models with the Softail frame, including the Softail Standard, Custom, Springer Softail, Heritage Softail, Heritage Springer, Night Train, Deluxe, Deuce, Fat Boy, the Dark Custom Cross Bones, and the Dark Custom Blackline.
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