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A benton but one step further, rough anal that causes tearing of the sphincter.
"If you are lucky tonight I'll give you a Boston ass buster"
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When a girl is having a baby and she takes a huge dump
Smiefs mom had a boston bean shooter when he was born.
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When in a pillow fight, you must rapidly and fiercely fire an ejaculation on your pillow and then smack your opponent in the face with said pillow. Then, you must say, in a boston accent, "That's how we party in Boston, bitch!"
"When Eric was sleeping the other night, we woke him up with a good ole' boston creme party."
"I totally invited that bitch to a boston creme party yesterday."
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The Boston-Providence Theory states that there is nothing in Rhode Island that is better than anything in Massachusetts. Rhode Island was created in 1765 when Jonathan Williams, a prominent cartographer, sneezed while drawing Massachusetts. The most persuading data to back up the Boston-Providence Theory is as follows:
1. Boston > Providence. Boston has better people, bars, beer, accents, businesses, neighborhoods, rivers and schools.
2. Harvard > Brown. Brown is the illegitimate step-child of the Ivy League. Harvard is the best college in the country.
3. Cape Cod > Newport. Newport is tiny and as aside from a very nice section near the water, is an appalling ghetto. Cape Cod's gorgeous beaches and dunes are world famous.
4. Whitey Bulger > Buddy Cianci. Buddy Cianci got caught. Whitey's adventures spawned an Academy Award winning film.
5. Roxbury > Pawtucket. Because if we're talking ghettos, Roxbury will fuck you up.
6. Dunkin' Donuts > Dell's. Dell's is a lemonade stand on steroids. Dunkin' Donuts is a purveyor of the finest coffee in New England.
7. Red Sox > Providence Bruins. Have you even heard of the Providence Bruins? Their big brother plays in...Boston. The Red Sox are a New England institution
8. Children's > Hasbro. When your kid's got an earache, you go to Hasbro. He comes home with the flu. When your kid has cancer, you go to Children's. He comes home healthy.
9. Sam Adams > Narragansett Brewery. Sam Adams is an internationally acclaimed, ass-kicking beer. Narragansett beer is simply Narragansett Bay sludge colored to look like beer.
Guy 1: I don't really feel safe living in Providence.
Guy 2: Well according to the Boston-Providence Theory you abandon that hell-hole and move to paradise.
Guy 1: Good call. What part of Boston should I move to?
"After seeing the light, Max found the Red Sox, left Pawtucket and settled in Back Bay."
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When three guys screw the same girl by having her straddle the first while he is sitting in a chair, the other gets her from the back, and the third stands on the sides of the chair so she can suck his dick.
My friends and I couldn't figure out how we could all screw this hot girl so we decided to run the boston three party on her!
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The worst and most annoying team in the American League, they think they're tight because they beat the Yankees in '04 but hey, let's look at who has more rings, more pennants, more MVP's, more HOF's, more history, and a better payroll, plus, more well shaved!
Q: Why did The Boston Red Sox build seats over the Green Monster?
A: So Bucky Dent could find his home run balls.
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When a man is having sex with his partner, before coming on her back, he pulls out his penis from the vagina, spits on her back thinking it is semen, she then turns around to look at him and he ejaculates all over her face.
Person 1: Last night I tried the Boston Fake Out....damn.... she was so pissed!!!!
Person 2: Is it the one where you spit on her back and then come on her face?
Person 1: Yes sir...thats the one jajajajaja
Person 2: Good man, good man!
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