butter nose

a girl who is generally good looking, except for her nose, which ruins the appearance.

Lindsay would be a perfect 10 but her big nose makes her a butter nose.

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Udder Butter

The smegma found underneath the bottom fold of the unclean titties of some stank bee-atch, due to either excessive "lack of hygiene" or "light of day".

Also known as formunda butter fromunda butter titguini alfredo, milkstrosity, titscrement

- this extreme funk is at the same level of "Eeeeuuwww" as is twattage cheese sphincter cheese dick cheese penis butter Dinguini ragamuffin

After a one course meal of her Menstrual Meatballs sautéed in her thick and creamy Bloodclot Bouillabaise, and when you're finally washin' her twattage cheese outta your piehole, you'll fondly long for the day when she simply let you tongue on her udder butter.

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Pillow butter

What is left on your twelve year old son's pillow after your Victoria's Secret catalogue has gone missing.

I was doing the whites today but I couldn't get the pillow butter out of little Timmy's sheets.

tinkle butter

The piss directly after cumming when semen is mixed with urine. Holding the consistency of sperm while the color of butter.

“What took so long in the bathroom?"

“It was coming out as tinkle butter!”

butter tug

A butter tug is defined as using the movie theater popcorn tub to disguise a handjob while at the cinema.

While watching Jurrasic World at the cinema, my girlfriend cleaverly administered her famous butter tug.

Butter Flaps

Wet farts. Moist sounding gas.

I may need to run wipe. I got the butter flaps today. Feeling a little greasy.

All that beer and Mexican food gave me the butter flaps.

buttered the buns

v. When you crap your pants but just enough to get the cheeks wet.

Johnny: Uh-oh, I think I just crapped my pants...(upon inspection)nope...just buttered the buns. Can I borrow some boxers?

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