Scratch cake

Cake that is made from scratch. Using base ingredients.

Hey this is some good scratch cake.

cake wake

A small celebration including praise from the supervisor, remembrance from co-workers, and cake, held in honor of an employee leaving the organization. Like a wake, but the person is right there.

It's time to go down to the kitchen for Susie's cake wake.

Cabbie Cake

The wad of money a cab driver gathers in any given shift. Usually comprised of smaller denominations.

That veteran Hack sure knows how to scoop up the Cabbie Cake. He can sure put the heat on the street and when he displays his Cabbie cake it is taken as a warning to others that this is his zone. He owns it in style as he hoists the Cabbie cake high in the air. An intimidating gesture clearly intended to strike uneasiness in others.

Cake With Peaches

When You Start Eating Ass And You Progress To Eating Her Vagina

I Had some Cake with Peaches Last Night!

Tiny Cakes

Tiny cakes are a despicable thing that should be thrown in the fiery depths of hell. Certain trivial ludicrous writers (cough cough wattpad writers) will use the word tiny cakes when referring to pastries or cupcakes. If you choose to use the phrase “tiny cakes” go right ahead. Just know that is it extremely excessive. You are mistaking me if you think I am talking about adorable little cakes that people make. I’m talking about using the phrase “tiny cakes” instead of merely using “cupcakes.”

Person A: “Did you hear? He loves tiny cakes.”

Person B: “Dammit. Just say pastries.”

Mother of Cake

"Mother of Cake" is a phrase used in place of other profanities popularized by a girl named Lucy from California, U.S. She often uses this when she is frustrated, or angry with someone (or something).

Girl 1: "Hey, your cat is running around in my yard with a sock."
Girl 2: "Mother of cake!!!!"

Cake break

A term used to replace "taking a shit". In order to avoid turning off the opposite sex by talking about taking a huge dump, you can replace it by saying you are taking a cake break.

"Hey guys, I'll be back in a few. I just need to take a cake break."
"Sure thing. Sounds like fun!."