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when you couldn’t give a shit about what someone says. Or when you want to annoy the hell out of someone, say this repeatedly.
Clif: dude did you hear what happened to Will the other day, he...
Brian: I don car
The tragic event that occurs when, after purchasing a car or other vehicle, you realize that you have made the wrong decision. This typically follows a carnundrum.
My husband, after months of deliberation, bought the wrong car. He went from a carnundrum to a car-tastrophe.
verb The act of exploding your feet into parked cars after achieving incredible states of drunkeness and happiness all at once.
adjective intense satisfaction with alcohol as contributor
how was you night?
Dude, kicking cars night!
Translation: fun at a club, drunk, hooked up, and consequently slammed feet into parked cars.
When on a car journey travellers may use their ‘Car Voice’ to broadcast exciting new things, general information and nonsense - at an unnecessarily amplified volume - to other passengers who are barely 3 foot away. The ‘Car Voice’ is an excessively raised voice, intimately resembling a bellow, originally utilized within a vehicle and usually performed by a restless male.
Your ‘Car Voice’ may be exercised in any circumstance although one must use with caution around the elderly.
"UHHM! UHHM! HELLO? ARE WE THERE YET BOYS? UHHM BOYS?! I'M GROWING RESTLESS. I NEED A YOGGI PICK-ME-UP!" said mills, with his Car Voice.
A traffic car is a car that would be seen on a daily basis. An example of what a traffic car isn't is a Lamborghini.
Don't post a Honda or NiggerSVO will ban you
Andrew: That's a traffic car you're getting banned
Someone who talks incessantly about their "awesome" car or dream car
What do you think of Alan?
Have you heard him talk? He's such a car-douchian.
When the car beside you decides to put on the radio and pump it up to max volume so that everyone walking and driving can hear, usually occurs at red lights.
Bill: Hey did you hear that new song by Drake?
John: Yeah, I heard it on the last night while I was walking home
Bill: Car boombox?
John: Yup