The girl at the bar was raving about how her boyfriend flips her over and takes her for "Chicago Brunch"
When you're doing research for a paper and you read a piece of theory, and in so doing, discover you need to read like 30 other theorists. That feeling.
"Have you seen Zach recently?"
"Haven't you heard? He's got Chicago Style Panic"
"Dear God..."
defined: the primal act of taking a woman from behind whilst her head is in a toilet
Girl he took me from behind while my head was in the toilet, he gave me a real Chicago bob!
The Primal Act Of Taking A Woman From Behind Whilst Her Head Was In the Toilet
Girl I love smelling shit while getting it doggy, He gave me a chicago bob!
THE PRIMAL ACT OF TAKING A WOMAN FROM BEHIND WHILST HER HEAD IS IN THE TOILET
Girl, I love smelling shit while getting raw dogged! He gave me a real chicago bob!
A drinking song sang by Rugby types. Usually in the format of call and response chanting about doing misogynistic things to a woman coming into a store and asking for different items. You can be very inventive with this chant, especially after a few pints....
Person: One day a woman into the store asking for a hammer
Chorus: A hammer from the store?
Person: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Chorus: Oh I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore.
The act of defecating on the back of your one night stands head before leaving their house in the middle of the night.
Mark: Did you hear what happened to Steve Last night?
Jenny: No....Is he OK??
Mark: Yeah, just got The Chicago Woodsman from his one night stand